| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Ricky Gervais | 5 | -1.70 (-34.00%) | |
| D | Les Dawson | 8 | -1.00 (-12.50%) | |
| D | Max Miller | 8 | -2.10 (-26.25%) | |
| D | Peter Cook | 7 | -1.10 (-15.71%) | |
| D | Benny Hill | 4 | -1.60 (-40.00%) | |
| M | Eric Sykes | 9 | -1.20 (-13.33%) |  |
| M | Ken Dodd | 9 | -2.30 (-25.56%) | |
| M | Bernard Manning | 7 | -2.40 (-34.29%) |  |
| M | Dick Emery | 6 | -1.40 (-23.33%) | |
| S | Marcio Quintal | 6 | -1.40 (-23.33%) | |
| S | Frank Carson | 5 | -1.10 (-22.00%) | |
| 6.73 | -17.30 (-23.38%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.10 (-52.50%) | 4 | Rick Holland | K | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Josh Davenport | D | |
| -2.30 (-46.00%) | 5 | Vasily Vorontsov | D | |
|
-2.00 (-25.00%) | 8 | Hayden Smoltz | M |
| -0.60 (-15.00%) | 4 | Billy Brandt | M | |
| -1.50 (-37.50%) | 4 | Juan Pablo Nacho | M | |
| -1.70 (-21.25%) | 8 | Marshall Bowman | S | |
| -0.50 (-7.14%) | 7 | William Lang | S | |
| -11.70 (-25.43%) | 5.75 |