| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Richard Dawkins | 10 | -0.50 (-5.00%) | |
| D | Friedrich Nietzsche | 14 | +5.00 (35.71%) | |
| D | Dan Barker | 13 | -0.50 (-3.85%) | |
| D | Dick Rodger | 9 | +1.20 (13.33%) | |
| D | Bill May | 4 | -0.10 (-2.50%) | |
| M | Stephen Hawking | 15 | +3.00 (20.00%) | |
| M | Timo Schultz | 14 | +3.80 (27.14%) |  |
| M | Bertrand Russell | 14 | +2.60 (18.57%) |  |
| M | Paul Abbott | 7 | +2.10 (30.00%) | |
| M | Brian Cox | 6 | +0.20 (3.33%) | |
| S | René Schnitzler | 14 | +4.10 (29.29%) | |
| R | Richard Carrier | 11 | +1.90 (17.27%) | |
| R | Christopher Hitchens | 9 | +0.60 (6.67%) | |
| 10.77 | +23.40 (16.71%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.20 (-44.00%) | 5 | Hiroki Nakayama | K | |
| -2.50 (-19.23%) | 13 | Carles Puyol | D | |
| -0.70 (-7.00%) | 10 | David Luiz | D | |
| -0.70 (-17.50%) | 4 | Shawn Riordan | D | |
| -1.30 (-43.33%) | 3 | Djalminha Libergetti | D | |
| -3.20 (-32.00%) | 10 | Nils Gabler | M | |
| -2.40 (-48.00%) | 5 | Dutu Otravã | M | |
| -1.90 (-47.50%) | 4 | Amadeo Massagrande | M | |
| -2.50 (-25.00%) | 10 | Chuck Lidell | S | |
| -1.70 (-42.50%) | 4 | Wim van der Heijden | S | |
| -1.90 (-47.50%) | 4 | Juanito Doni | S | |
| -21.00 (-29.17%) | 6.55 |