| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Billy Moxey | 11 | +0.90 (8.18%) | |
| D | Tuong Lu Kim | 11 | +4.20 (38.18%) | |
| D | The Chef | 10 | +3.20 (32.00%) | |
| D | Craig Tucker | 10 | +2.40 (24.00%) | |
| M | Jimmy Valmer | 10 | +3.80 (38.00%) | |
| M | Starvin Marvin | 10 | +3.30 (33.00%) |  |
| M | Timmy Burch | 10 | +2.90 (29.00%) | |
| M | Reginald Carter | 10 | +0.90 (9.00%) | |
| S | Frank Asterhed | 11 | +2.50 (22.73%) | |
| S | Kenny McCormick | 10 | +3.50 (35.00%) |  |
| S | Officer Barbrady | 10 | +1.10 (11.00%) | |
| 10.27 | +28.70 (25.40%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +0.70 (5.38%) | 13 | William Murderface | K | |
| +1.80 (13.85%) | 13 | Skwisgaar Skwigelf | D | |
| +0.40 (3.33%) | 12 | Jasper Bould | D | |
| +1.20 (15.00%) | 8 | Jezdimir Medarevic | D | |
| +3.10 (20.67%) | 15 | Charles Foster Ofdensen | M | |
| -2.20 (-15.71%) | 14 | Toki Wartooth | M | |
| +2.80 (25.45%) | 11 | Piaras Burke | M | |
|
+2.80 (35.00%) | 8 | Andreas Vestureið | M |
|
+0.70 (14.00%) | 5 | Viriato São | M |
| +3.70 (30.83%) | 12 | Keelan O Halloran | S | |
| +1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Marco Istrati | S | |
| +16.00 (13.56%) | 10.73 |