| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Richard Dawkins | 10 | +0.40 (4.00%) | |
| D | Friedrich Nietzsche | 14 | +4.80 (34.29%) | |
| D | Dan Barker | 13 | +1.80 (13.85%) | |
| D | Ducu Pãtrunjel | 12 | +1.60 (13.33%) | |
| D | Dick Rodger | 9 | +1.60 (17.78%) | |
| M | Stephen Hawking | 15 | +3.40 (22.67%) |   |
| M | Timo Schultz | 14 | +2.80 (20.00%) | |
| M | Bertrand Russell | 14 | +1.30 (9.29%) | |
| M | Richard Carrier | 11 | +2.30 (20.91%) | |
| M | Paul Abbott | 7 | +2.80 (40.00%) | |
| S | René Schnitzler | 14 | +2.50 (17.86%) | |
| R | Daijiro Akamine | 10 | +1.50 (15.00%) | |
| R | Christopher Hitchens | 9 | +0.80 (8.89%) | |
| R | Sam Harris | 8 | +1.10 (13.75%) | |
| 11.43 | +28.70 (17.94%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -0.30 (-3.33%) | 9 | Cyril Killer | K | |
| +2.00 (14.29%) | 14 | Max Impact | D | |
| +1.80 (12.86%) | 14 | Travis Album | D | |
| -0.30 (-2.50%) | 12 | Billy Goat | D | |
| +1.40 (15.56%) | 9 | Jonny Rapper | D | |
| -3.60 (-25.71%) | 14 | Pete Bogg | M | |
| +0.70 (5.38%) | 13 | Russell Leaves | M | |
| +0.20 (1.82%) | 11 | Guy Rope | M | |
| +0.60 (6.00%) | 10 | Clinton Administration | M | |
| +0.90 (7.50%) | 12 | Grant Wishes | S | |
| +1.10 (11.00%) | 10 | Terry Towling | S | |
| +4.50 (3.52%) | 11.64 |