| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Cyril Killer | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Travis Album | 14 | +5.00 (35.71%) | |
| D | Max Impact | 14 | +4.00 (28.57%) | |
| D | Billy Goat | 12 | +4.00 (33.33%) | |
| D | Jonny Rapper | 10 | +3.00 (30.00%) | |
| M | Pete Bogg | 14 | -1.00 (-7.14%) | |
| M | Russell Leaves | 13 | +3.00 (23.08%) | |
| M | Guy Rope | 11 | +5.00 (45.45%) | |
| M | Clinton Administration | 10 | +3.00 (30.00%) |  |
| S | Grant Wishes | 12 | +1.00 (8.33%) |  |
| S | Terry Towling | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| R | Wayne Cote | 6 | -1.00 (-16.67%) | |
| R | Ed Strong | 6 | -1.00 (-16.67%) | |
| 10.92 | +26.00 (18.31%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.00 (-9.09%) | 11 | Richard Dawkins | K | |
| +1.00 (6.67%) | 15 | Friedrich Nietzsche | D | |
| -2.00 (-15.38%) | 13 | Dan Barker | D | |
| +1.00 (8.33%) | 12 | Ducu Pãtrunjel | D | |
| +1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | Christopher Hitchens | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Dick Rodger | D | |
|
+3.00 (20.00%) | 15 | Stephen Hawking | M |
| -1.00 (-8.33%) | 12 | Richard Carrier | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Sam Harris | M | |
| +1.00 (9.09%) | 11 | Douglas Adams | S | |
| +1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | Daijiro Akamine | S | |
| +1.00 (7.14%) | 14 | Bertrand Russell | R | |
| -1.00 (-25.00%) | 4 | Clive Barker | R | |
| +4.00 (2.74%) | 11.23 |