| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Benjamin Siddall | 5 | -1.00 (-20.00%) | |
| D | Sylvester Syphilis | 13 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Denny Dildo | 11 | +2.00 (18.18%) | |
| D | Gaylord Focker | 10 | +4.00 (40.00%) | |
| M | Virgin Hardcock | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Johnny Potsmoker | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Dilbert Dickgraber | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) |  |
| S | Spike Sperminator | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| S | Samuel Slutfucker | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) |  |
| S | Gabriel Gonorrhea | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Billy Bullshit | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 9.00 | +8.00 (8.08%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -4.00 (-36.36%) | 11 | Marco Alegre | K | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 14 | Defence Bastard | D | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Sandro Sklepic | D | |
|
+1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Tadg Rafferty | D |
|
-2.00 (-14.29%) | 14 | Nutmegs Two | M |
|
+3.00 (25.00%) | 12 | Nicklas Sandersson | M |
|
+2.00 (18.18%) | 11 | Tadg O´Shea | M |
|
-1.00 (-20.00%) | 5 | Sebastian Lundberg | M |
| -1.00 (-20.00%) | 5 | Timothy Wicker | M | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Reinaldo Arruda | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Ola Hagelberg | S | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Fahroni Bandirali | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Miles Elliot | R | |
| -1.00 (-20.00%) | 5 | Oliver Malzoni | R | |
| -6.00 (-5.08%) | 8.43 |