| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Fluffy Muffdiver | 10 | +2.50 (25.00%) | |
| D | Sylvester Syphilis | 13 | +1.00 (7.69%) | |
| D | Denny Dildo | 10 | +4.80 (48.00%) | |
| D | Benny Beavers | 9 | +3.90 (43.33%) | |
| D | Gaylord Focker | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Billy Bullshit | 8 | +3.30 (41.25%) | |
| M | Happy Cunt | 14 | +1.10 (7.86%) | |
| M | Johnny Potsmoker | 10 | +4.00 (40.00%) | |
| M | Virgin Hardcock | 9 | +4.60 (51.11%) |  |
| M | Dilbert Dickgraber | 8 | +3.80 (47.50%) |  |
| S | Spike Sperminator | 9 | -0.90 (-10.00%) | |
| R | Dick Stillhard | 9 | +0.10 (1.11%) | |
| 9.83 | +28.20 (23.90%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +0.50 (8.33%) | 6 | Lois Phelps | K | |
| -3.00 (-27.27%) | 11 | Rui Valdéz | D | |
| +0.70 (11.67%) | 6 | Aldo Coitinho | D | |
| -0.10 (-2.50%) | 4 | Ed Evans | D | |
|
-0.40 (-3.64%) | 11 | Marcel Mãlai | M |
|
+1.30 (13.00%) | 10 | Reginald Hedley | M |
| +1.60 (20.00%) | 8 | Sunti Tanasugarn | M | |
| -0.60 (-8.57%) | 7 | Néstor Cubillo | M | |
| +0.30 (3.33%) | 9 | Paddy Chenery | S | |
| +1.60 (26.67%) | 6 | Alanzo Espina | S | |
| +0.70 (14.00%) | 5 | Clemente Meseguer | S | |
| +0.60 (12.00%) | 5 | Phillip Divine | R | |
| +3.20 (3.64%) | 7.33 |