| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Gav McAndrew | 13 | +3.00 (23.08%) | |
| D | Orval Trappist | 12 | +3.00 (25.00%) | |
| D | Franciscan Well | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| D | Robin Gaskin | 6 | +2.00 (33.33%) | |
| M | Lúcás Doherty | 12 | -4.00 (-33.33%) | |
| M | John Smith | 11 | +1.00 (9.09%) |  |
| M | Maurice Gledhill | 7 | -1.00 (-14.29%) | |
| M | Gregory Routledge | 7 | -1.00 (-14.29%) | |
| S | Abraham Thompson | 11 | +1.00 (9.09%) | |
| S | Humphrey Laidlow | 7 | +2.00 (28.57%) |  |
| 9.60 | +8.00 (8.33%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -3.00 (-30.00%) | 10 | Fluffy Muffdiver | K | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 13 | Sylvester Syphilis | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 11 | Denny Dildo | D | |
| -4.00 (-40.00%) | 10 | Gaylord Focker | D | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Benny Beavers | D | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Billy Bullshit | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Johnny Potsmoker | M | |
| -2.00 (-20.00%) | 10 | Virgin Hardcock | M | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Spike Sperminator | S | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Samuel Slutfucker | S | |
| -1.00 (-20.00%) | 5 | Gabriel Gonorrhea | S | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Dilbert Dickgraber | R | |
| -13.00 (-11.50%) | 9.42 |