| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Ricky Gervais | 5 | -1.10 (-22.00%) | |
| D | Les Dawson | 8 | +0.20 (2.50%) | |
| D | Joyce Grenfell | 8 | -0.70 (-8.75%) | |
| D | Kenny Everett | 8 | -1.20 (-15.00%) | |
| D | Peter Cook | 7 | -0.10 (-1.43%) | |
| M | Tony Hancock | 10 | +1.30 (13.00%) | |
| M | Ken Dodd | 9 | -1.10 (-12.22%) | |
| M | Eric Sykes | 9 | -1.80 (-20.00%) | |
| M | Dick Emery | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) |   |
| S | Ronnie Corbett | 7 | +1.10 (15.71%) | |
| S | Marcio Quintal | 6 | +0.20 (3.33%) | |
| R | Bernard Manning | 7 | +0.10 (1.43%) | |
| R | Frank Carson | 5 | -0.30 (-6.00%) | |
| R | Benny Hill | 4 | -1.10 (-27.50%) | |
| 7.07 | -3.50 (-3.54%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -0.80 (-20.00%) | 4 | Rick Holland | K | |
| +0.80 (8.89%) | 9 | Bob Snowden | D | |
| +1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Josh Davenport | D | |
| +0.60 (12.00%) | 5 | Vasily Vorontsov | D | |
|
+1.80 (22.50%) | 8 | Hayden Smoltz | M |
| +0.20 (2.50%) | 8 | Carl Pickett | M | |
|
+2.00 (28.57%) | 7 | Wade Conner | M |
|
+1.50 (25.00%) | 6 | Arthur Holt | M |
|
+2.30 (57.50%) | 4 | Juan Pablo Nacho | M |
|
-0.10 (-1.00%) | 10 | Louis Mathis | S |
| +1.60 (22.86%) | 7 | William Lang | S | |
| +0.50 (12.50%) | 4 | Billy Brandt | R | |
| +0.20 (5.00%) | 4 | Marcelo Gatti | R | |
| +11.60 (14.15%) | 6.31 |