| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Dani Zakay | 5 | -1.10 (-22.00%) | |
| D | Kurt Kristel | 13 | -2.20 (-16.92%) | |
| D | Melker Nelson | 9 | -0.80 (-8.89%) | |
| D | Rico Mendieta | 3 | +0.20 (6.67%) | |
| M | Jarred Turner | 9 | -1.80 (-20.00%) | |
| M | Riordan Gillian | 8 | -0.10 (-1.25%) | |
| M | Hugh Morris | 6 | -1.90 (-31.67%) | |
| M | Sal Aceituno | 4 | -1.50 (-37.50%) | |
| S | Steve Forde | 10 | -0.90 (-9.00%) | |
| S | Jim Matheson | 8 | +0.30 (3.75%) | |
| S | Chale Mustafa | 3 | -1.60 (-53.33%) | |
| 7.09 | -11.40 (-14.62%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -0.40 (-6.67%) | 6 | Frankie Boyle | K | |
| +2.30 (28.75%) | 8 | Les Dawson | D | |
 |
+0.50 (6.25%) | 8 | Joyce Grenfell | D |
| +0.20 (2.50%) | 8 | Kenny Everett | D | |
| +2.00 (28.57%) | 7 | Peter Cook | D | |
| +1.30 (13.00%) | 10 | Tony Hancock | M | |
 |
+0.30 (3.33%) | 9 | Eric Sykes | M |
| -1.70 (-18.89%) | 9 | Ken Dodd | M | |
| +0.50 (8.33%) | 6 | Dick Emery | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Ronnie Corbett | S | |
|
+0.10 (1.67%) | 6 | Marcio Quintal | S |
| +0.10 (1.43%) | 7 | Bernard Manning | R | |
| -0.20 (-4.00%) | 5 | Frank Carson | R | |
| +0.20 (5.00%) | 4 | Benny Hill | R | |
| +5.20 (5.20%) | 7.14 |