| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Richard Dawkins | 11 | +1.00 (9.09%) | |
| D | Friedrich Nietzsche | 15 | +3.00 (20.00%) | |
| D | Dan Barker | 13 | +3.00 (23.08%) | |
| D | Ducu Pãtrunjel | 12 | +3.00 (25.00%) | |
| D | Dick Rodger | 10 | +3.00 (30.00%) | |
| M | Stephen Hawking | 15 | +4.00 (26.67%) |  |
| M | Bertrand Russell | 14 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Timo Schultz | 13 | +3.00 (23.08%) |  |
| M | Richard Carrier | 12 | +2.00 (16.67%) | |
| M | Paul Abbott | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| S | Douglas Adams | 11 | +1.00 (9.09%) | |
| R | Daijiro Akamine | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| R | Christopher Hitchens | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| R | Brian Cox | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| 11.50 | +29.00 (18.01%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.00 (-22.22%) | 9 | Sílvio Briga | K | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 16 | Martin Keown | D | |
| +1.00 (7.14%) | 14 | Sol Campbell | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 12 | Sukarman Ichwan | D | |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Pascal Cygan | D | |
| -4.00 (-23.53%) | 17 | Alfred Sciuto | M | |
|
+2.00 (12.50%) | 16 | Matteus Bremberg | M |
| +2.00 (15.38%) | 13 | Robert Pires | M | |
| +2.00 (22.22%) | 9 | Freddie Ljungberg | M | |
|
+2.00 (14.29%) | 14 | Dennis Bergkamp | S |
| +1.00 (9.09%) | 11 | Alfie Norman | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Thierry Henry | R | |
| +1.00 (20.00%) | 5 | Gilberto Silva | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Ashley Cole | R | |
| +6.00 (3.87%) | 11.07 |