| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Billy Moxey | 12 | +4.00 (33.33%) | |
| D | Tuong Lu Kim | 12 | +5.00 (41.67%) | |
| D | The Chef | 11 | +5.00 (45.45%) | |
| D | Craig Tucker | 11 | +4.00 (36.36%) | |
| M | Jimmy Valmer | 11 | +2.00 (18.18%) |  |
| M | Reginald Carter | 11 | +2.00 (18.18%) | |
| M | Starvin Marvin | 11 | +1.00 (9.09%) | |
| M | Token Black | 11 | -1.00 (-9.09%) |  |
| M | Julias Wheeler | 4 | +2.00 (50.00%) | |
| S | Officer Barbrady | 11 | +3.00 (27.27%) | |
| S | Stan Marsh | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| 10.27 | +29.00 (25.66%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.00 (-33.33%) | 6 | Awesome McCoolname | K | |
| +4.00 (28.57%) | 14 | Aly Cissokho | D | |
| +3.00 (21.43%) | 14 | Orvar Markstedt | D | |
| +2.00 (16.67%) | 12 | Jonny Evans | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 12 | Davide Santon | D | |
| -2.00 (-16.67%) | 12 | Mario Balotelli | M | |
| +3.00 (27.27%) | 11 | Nigel de Jong | M | |
| +2.00 (18.18%) | 11 | Alexis Sanchez | M | |
| +2.00 (14.29%) | 14 | Alexandre Pato | S | |
| +2.00 (16.67%) | 12 | Javier Hernandez | S | |
| +4.00 (44.44%) | 9 | Alessandro Matri | S | |
| +2.00 (33.33%) | 6 | Philipp Lahm | R | |
| +1.00 (25.00%) | 4 | Mario Gotze | R | |
| +21.00 (15.33%) | 10.54 |