| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Fluffy Muffdiver | 10 | +3.00 (30.00%) | |
| D | Sylvester Syphilis | 13 | -3.00 (-23.08%) | |
| D | Denny Dildo | 11 | +4.00 (36.36%) | |
| D | Gaylord Focker | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| D | Billy Bullshit | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| M | Virgin Hardcock | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Johnny Potsmoker | 10 | -3.00 (-30.00%) | |
| M | Dilbert Dickgraber | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| M | Willy Main | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Gabriel Gonorrhea | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Bixente Picart | 4 | -1.00 (-25.00%) | |
| R | Lola Jorgacevic | 4 | +1.00 (25.00%) | |
| R | Keith Bourne | 4 | +1.00 (25.00%) | |
| 7.92 | +5.00 (4.85%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.00 (-20.00%) | 5 | Edgar Brooks | K | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 11 | Olivier Nkono | D | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Lotus Exige | D | |
| +1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Berne Richert | D | |
| +1.00 (20.00%) | 5 | Cyprian Rojek | D | |
 |
-4.00 (-28.57%) | 14 | Ricardo Bourne | M |
| -1.00 (-9.09%) | 11 | Alf Fjelldahl | M | |
 |
+1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Filip Kristoffersen | M |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Iustin Nevãstuicã | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Marshall Yates | M | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Julius Becht | S | |
| -3.00 (-3.33%) | 8.18 |