| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Fluffy Muffdiver | 10 | +4.00 (40.00%) | |
| D | Sylvester Syphilis | 13 | +4.00 (30.77%) |  |
| D | Denny Dildo | 11 | +5.00 (45.45%) |  |
| D | Gaylord Focker | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Billy Bullshit | 9 | +3.00 (33.33%) | |
| D | Piotr Gudewicz | 4 | +1.00 (25.00%) | |
| M | Johnny Potsmoker | 10 | +3.00 (30.00%) | |
| M | Virgin Hardcock | 10 | -2.00 (-20.00%) | |
| M | Dilbert Dickgraber | 9 | +4.00 (44.44%) | |
| S | Spike Sperminator | 9 | +4.00 (44.44%) | |
| S | Gabriel Gonorrhea | 5 | +3.00 (60.00%) | |
| R | Lola Jorgacevic | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Keithers Keith | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 8.31 | +29.00 (26.85%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Wayne Goss | K | |
| -1.00 (-8.33%) | 12 | Gayboy Chrille | D | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Sol Dodson | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Stanley Einarsson | D | |
| -2.00 (-22.22%) | 9 | Adolfo Prete | M | |
| -2.00 (-25.00%) | 8 | Pierre Lindblad | M | |
| -2.00 (-40.00%) | 5 | Gonçalo Ravara | M | |
| -1.00 (-25.00%) | 4 | Godim Cativo | M | |
| -2.00 (-50.00%) | 4 | Melvin Bowling | M | |
| -2.00 (-22.22%) | 9 | Alex Brazier | S | |
| -1.00 (-20.00%) | 5 | Dmitry Nikonov | S | |
| -14.00 (-18.42%) | 6.91 |