| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Fluffy Muffdiver | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| D | Sylvester Syphilis | 13 | +1.00 (7.69%) | |
| D | Denny Dildo | 11 | +5.00 (45.45%) | |
| D | Gaylord Focker | 10 | +4.00 (40.00%) | |
| D | Billy Bullshit | 9 | +4.00 (44.44%) | |
| D | Piotr Gudewicz | 4 | +2.00 (50.00%) | |
| M | Virgin Hardcock | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) |  |
| M | Johnny Potsmoker | 10 | -2.00 (-20.00%) | |
| M | Dilbert Dickgraber | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| S | Spike Sperminator | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) |  |
| S | Bixente Picart | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Lola Jorgacevic | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 8.58 | +21.00 (20.39%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.00 (-20.00%) | 10 | Bard Brynjólfurson | K | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Eyvind Karison | D | |
| +2.00 (33.33%) | 6 | Flugel Faltbar | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Stigur Valþórsson | D | |
| +1.00 (25.00%) | 4 | Johann Rúnolfsson | D | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Skallagrímr Kveldulfsson | M | |
| +2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Þorgeir Earth-Long | M | |
| +2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Þórólfur Kveldulfson | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Audun Snorason | M | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Ölvir Hump | S | |
| +2.00 (28.57%) | 7 | Karí Of Berle | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | The Hermit Odd | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Ketil Hæng | R | |
| +6.00 (6.38%) | 7.23 |