| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Wayne Goss | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Gayboy Chrille | 12 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Lady Seven | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| D | Sol Dodson | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Håkan Stockholm | 4 | +1.00 (25.00%) | |
| M | Adolfo Prete | 9 | -1.00 (-11.11%) | |
| M | Torleif Efraimsson | 9 | -3.00 (-33.33%) | |
| M | Pierre Lindblad | 8 | -1.00 (-12.50%) | |
| M | Gonçalo Ravara | 5 | -1.00 (-20.00%) | |
| S | Alex Brazier | 9 | -1.00 (-11.11%) | |
| S | Hilmar Gretarson | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 8.00 | -5.00 (-5.68%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Fluffy Muffdiver | K | |
 |
0.00 (0.00%) | 13 | Sylvester Syphilis | D |
| +2.00 (18.18%) | 11 | Denny Dildo | D | |
| +3.00 (30.00%) | 10 | Gaylord Focker | D | |
| +2.00 (22.22%) | 9 | Billy Bullshit | D | |
| +1.00 (25.00%) | 4 | Lola Jorgacevic | D | |
| -2.00 (-20.00%) | 10 | Johnny Potsmoker | M | |
| -2.00 (-20.00%) | 10 | Virgin Hardcock | M | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Dilbert Dickgraber | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Stuart Broome | M | |
 |
0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Bixente Picart | S |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Gabriel Gonorrhea | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Keith Bourne | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Willy Main | R | |
| +3.00 (2.80%) | 7.64 |