| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Father Mephisto | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| D | Father Adramelech | 10 | +4.00 (40.00%) | |
| D | Father Paul Stone | 9 | +4.00 (44.44%) | |
| D | Father Baal | 9 | +3.00 (33.33%) | |
| D | Father Roger Moore | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| M | Father Azazel | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| M | Father Aguares | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| M | Father Bran Maguire | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| M | Father Gordon Connely | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Father Lucifer | 10 | -2.00 (-20.00%) | |
| S | Philip Conolly | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| 8.00 | +17.00 (19.32%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +3.00 (30.00%) | 10 | Fluffy Muffdiver | K | |
 |
-3.00 (-23.08%) | 13 | Sylvester Syphilis | D |
| +3.00 (27.27%) | 11 | Denny Dildo | D | |
| +2.00 (20.00%) | 10 | Gaylord Focker | D | |
| +2.00 (22.22%) | 9 | Billy Bullshit | D | |
|
+1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | Johnny Potsmoker | M |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Virgin Hardcock | M | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Dilbert Dickgraber | M | |
| +1.00 (25.00%) | 4 | Keith Bourne | M | |
 |
+1.00 (25.00%) | 4 | Keithers Keith | M |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Spike Sperminator | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Piotr Gudewicz | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Willy Main | R | |
| +12.00 (11.21%) | 8.23 |