| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Bruno Butragueno | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| D | Salvatore Bertone | 9 | +3.00 (33.33%) | |
| D | Ferdinand Odenberger | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| D | Ade Ajuwa | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| M | Hugh MacMaster | 10 | -4.00 (-40.00%) | |
| M | Torben Raabe | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| M | Cristiano Moreno | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| M | Mitch Datsun | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Ratislav Marcetic | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Liam Garrett | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| S | Klas-Göran Lundahl | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| R | Safar Zuiverloon | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Mario Longhi | 4 | +1.00 (25.00%) | |
| R | Rodrigo Paulista | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 6.21 | +7.00 (8.05%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Ricky Gervais | K | |
| +2.00 (22.22%) | 9 | Les Dawson | D | |
| +2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Kenny Everett | D | |
| +1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Dawn French | D | |
| +1.00 (20.00%) | 5 | Benny Hill | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Eric Sykes | M | |
 |
-1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Ken Dodd | M |
 |
0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Bernard Manning | M |
| +1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Dick Emery | M | |
| +1.00 (20.00%) | 5 | Rhod Gilbert | M | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Frank Carson | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Marcio Quintal | R | |
| +6.00 (7.14%) | 7.00 |