| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Dani Zakay | 6 | -1.00 (-16.67%) | |
| D | Kurt Kristel | 13 | -3.00 (-23.08%) | |
| D | Simon Isakson | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) |  |
| D | Rico Mendieta | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Jarred Turner | 9 | -2.00 (-22.22%) | |
| M | Riordan Gillian | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) |  |
| M | Sal Aceituno | 5 | +2.00 (40.00%) | |
| M | Günther Dittmar | 3 | -1.00 (-33.33%) | |
| S | Steve Forde | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Jim Matheson | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| S | João Beleza | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| R | Michael Thorsteinsson | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Lukas Küsters | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Shivender Ghosh | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 6.86 | -3.00 (-3.12%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Ricky Gervais | K | |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Kenny Everett | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Peter Cook | D | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Dawn French | D | |
| -1.00 (-20.00%) | 5 | Benny Hill | D | |
| -4.00 (-44.44%) | 9 | Ken Dodd | M | |
|
-2.00 (-25.00%) | 8 | Bernard Manning | M |
|
-1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Dick Emery | M |
| -1.00 (-20.00%) | 5 | Rhod Gilbert | M | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Ronnie Corbett | S | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Frank Carson | S | |
| -12.00 (-15.79%) | 6.91 |