| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Patxi Landaluze | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Josh Davenport | 7 | -1.00 (-14.29%) | |
| D | Ibar Baroja | 7 | -1.00 (-14.29%) | |
| D | Marty Hutchinson | 5 | -1.00 (-20.00%) | |
| D | Douglas Matheson | 4 | -1.00 (-25.00%) | |
| M | Carl Pickett | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Hayden Smoltz | 8 | -2.00 (-25.00%) | |
| M | Juan Pablo Nacho | 6 | -1.00 (-16.67%) | |
| M | Ulf Kästner | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | William Lang | 8 | -1.00 (-12.50%) | |
| S | Marcelo Gatti | 5 | -1.00 (-20.00%) | |
| R | Wade Conner | 8 | -1.00 (-12.50%) | |
| 6.17 | -10.00 (-13.51%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Frankie Boyle | K | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Les Dawson | D | |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Peter Cook | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Kenny Everett | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Dawn French | D | |
  |
+2.00 (22.22%) | 9 | Eric Sykes | M |
| -2.00 (-22.22%) | 9 | Ken Dodd | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Bernard Manning | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Dick Emery | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Ronnie Corbett | S | |
|
-1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Frank Carson | S |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Marcio Quintal | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Benny Hill | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Rhod Gilbert | R | |
| +1.00 (0.99%) | 7.21 |