| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Ricky Gervais | 6 | -1.00 (-16.67%) | |
| D | Kenny Everett | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Peter Cook | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Dawn French | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Benny Hill | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Ken Dodd | 9 | +3.00 (33.33%) |  |
| M | Eric Sykes | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| M | Bernard Manning | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) |  |
| M | Dick Emery | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| M | Rhod Gilbert | 5 | +3.00 (60.00%) | |
| S | Ronnie Corbett | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| R | Les Dawson | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Frankie Boyle | 7 | -1.00 (-14.29%) | |
| R | Frank Carson | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 7.21 | +7.00 (6.93%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Patxi Landaluze | K | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Josh Davenport | D | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Ibar Baroja | D | |
| -1.00 (-20.00%) | 5 | Marty Hutchinson | D | |
| -2.00 (-50.00%) | 4 | Elmet Karusion | D | |
|
+1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Carl Pickett | M |
|
-3.00 (-37.50%) | 8 | Wade Conner | M |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Juan Pablo Nacho | M | |
| +1.00 (20.00%) | 5 | Billy Brandt | M | |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | William Lang | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Marcelo Gatti | S | |
| -6.00 (-8.96%) | 6.09 |