| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Igor Akinfeev | 14 | -3.00 (-21.43%) | |
| D | Ansel Lafayette | 13 | +1.00 (7.69%) | |
| D | Danny Shittu | 9 | +3.00 (33.33%) | |
| D | Chiqui Arce | 8 | +3.00 (37.50%) | |
| D | Rafael Scheidt | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| D | Lukas Rücker | 4 | +1.00 (25.00%) | |
| M | Dwayne Helmsford | 12 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Kyle Terrar | 10 | -3.00 (-30.00%) | |
| M | Quim Berto | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Natanael Kihlberg | 12 | -2.00 (-16.67%) | |
| S | Yuri Elyovestkiprakinov | 8 | -1.00 (-12.50%) | |
| R | Miyaichi Sakazaki | 3 | +1.00 (33.33%) | |
| 8.83 | +2.00 (1.89%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Frankie Boyle | K | |
| +3.00 (33.33%) | 9 | Les Dawson | D | |
| +3.00 (37.50%) | 8 | Kenny Everett | D | |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Peter Cook | D | |
| +1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Dawn French | D | |
| +1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | Tony Hancock | M | |
 |
+3.00 (33.33%) | 9 | Eric Sykes | M |
 |
+3.00 (33.33%) | 9 | Ken Dodd | M |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Bernard Manning | M | |
| +1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Dick Emery | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Ronnie Corbett | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Frank Carson | R | |
| +1.00 (20.00%) | 5 | Benny Hill | R | |
| +19.00 (19.00%) | 7.69 |