| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Richard Dawkins | 12 | +1.00 (8.33%) | |
| D | Friedrich Nietzsche | 15 | +5.00 (33.33%) | |
| D | Dan Barker | 13 | +2.00 (15.38%) | |
| D | Ducu Pãtrunjel | 12 | +4.00 (33.33%) | |
| D | Dick Rodger | 11 | +3.00 (27.27%) |  |
| M | Stephen Hawking | 14 | +5.00 (35.71%) | |
| M | Bertrand Russell | 14 | +4.00 (28.57%) | |
| M | Paul Abbott | 9 | +3.00 (33.33%) | |
| M | Brian Cox | 8 | +3.00 (37.50%) | |
| S | Douglas Adams | 11 | +3.00 (27.27%) | |
| S | Daijiro Akamine | 11 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Christopher Hitchens | 11 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Dan Barker | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Stephen Fry | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 10.64 | +33.00 (22.15%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.00 (-10.00%) | 10 | Assar Hallin | K | |
| +1.00 (6.25%) | 16 | Dani Alves | D | |
| +4.00 (33.33%) | 12 | David Luiz | D | |
| -4.00 (-40.00%) | 10 | Martinho Malvas | D | |
| +2.00 (33.33%) | 6 | Ernie Filan | D | |
| -2.00 (-13.33%) | 15 | Cesc Fàbregas | M | |
| +1.00 (9.09%) | 11 | Nils Gabler | M | |
| -1.00 (-9.09%) | 11 | John-Erik Oscarsson | M | |
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+1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Dutu Otravã | M |
|
+2.00 (40.00%) | 5 | Jerry Wynter | M |
| +2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Dennis Pfister | S | |
| +5.00 (4.50%) | 10.09 |