| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Richard Dawkins | 13 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Friedrich Nietzsche | 15 | +5.00 (33.33%) | |
| D | Ducu Pãtrunjel | 13 | +4.00 (30.77%) | |
| D | Dick Rodger | 12 | +1.00 (8.33%) | |
| D | Christopher Hitchens | 11 | +3.00 (27.27%) | |
| M | Bertrand Russell | 14 | +2.00 (14.29%) | |
| M | Richard Carrier | 13 | -4.00 (-30.77%) | |
| M | Paul Abbott | 10 | -1.00 (-10.00%) | |
| M | Brian Cox | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Dan Barker | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Stephen Fry | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) |  |
| R | Bill Gates | 6 | -1.00 (-16.67%) |  |
| 10.42 | +10.00 (8.00%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.00 (-18.18%) | 11 | Jens Lehmann | K | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 16 | Martin Keown | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 14 | Kolo Toure | D | |
| -2.00 (-25.00%) | 8 | Ashley Cole | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 15 | Robert Pires | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 11 | Freddie Ljungberg | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Edu Gasper | M | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Gilberto Silva | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 15 | Dennis Bergkamp | S | |
| -1.00 (-8.33%) | 12 | Alfie Norman | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 17 | Matteus Bremberg | R | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Thierry Henry | R | |
| -7.00 (-4.83%) | 12.08 |