| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Jorge Campos | 13 | +2.00 (15.38%) | |
| D | Carlos Alberto Torres | 14 | +5.00 (35.71%) | |
| D | Leighton Baines | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| D | Gary Cahill | 8 | +4.00 (50.00%) | |
| M | Jesús Navas | 16 | -3.00 (-18.75%) | |
| M | David Pizarro | 15 | +3.00 (20.00%) | |
| M | Ashley Young | 14 | +3.00 (21.43%) | |
| M | David Beckham | 12 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Steven Gerrard | 4 | +1.00 (25.00%) | |
| S | Luis Suarez | 13 | +2.00 (15.38%) | |
| S | Cristiano Ronaldo | 11 | +2.00 (18.18%) | |
| R | Jack Wilshere | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| 11.67 | +22.00 (15.71%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +3.00 (25.00%) | 12 | Richard Dawkins | K | |
| +4.00 (26.67%) | 15 | Friedrich Nietzsche | D | |
 |
+2.00 (15.38%) | 13 | Dan Barker | D |
| +1.00 (9.09%) | 11 | Dick Rodger | D | |
| +1.00 (9.09%) | 11 | Christopher Hitchens | D | |
| +2.00 (33.33%) | 6 | Bill May | D | |
 |
+3.00 (25.00%) | 12 | Richard Carrier | M |
| +2.00 (22.22%) | 9 | Paul Abbott | M | |
| +1.00 (25.00%) | 4 | Bill Gates | M | |
| +1.00 (25.00%) | 4 | Stephen Fry | S | |
| +1.00 (7.14%) | 14 | Bertrand Russell | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 11 | Daijiro Akamine | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Brian Cox | R | |
| +21.00 (16.15%) | 10.00 |