| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | El Satan | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| D | Craig Tucker | 12 | +3.00 (25.00%) |  |
| D | The Chef | 12 | +3.00 (25.00%) | |
| D | Kyle Broflovski | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| D | Eric Cartman | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| M | Starvin Marvin | 12 | +1.00 (8.33%) |  |
| M | Jimmy Valmer | 12 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Token Black | 12 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Teodor Kronér | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Kenny McCormick | 12 | +4.00 (33.33%) | |
| S | Stan Marsh | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) | |
| R | Officer Barbrady | 12 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 10.17 | +17.00 (13.93%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.00 (-40.00%) | 5 | Clyde Buxton | K | |
| -2.00 (-25.00%) | 8 | Adrian Bäck | D | |
| -4.00 (-50.00%) | 8 | Rob McDrain | D | |
| -2.00 (-40.00%) | 5 | Grigori Arshavin | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Marcelino Carreras | D | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Paddy Kiely | M | |
| -2.00 (-25.00%) | 8 | Leopold Southgate | M | |
| -2.00 (-25.00%) | 8 | Tomas Crossley | M | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Darcy Emblen | M | |
| -2.00 (-28.57%) | 7 | Roman Tarabrin | M | |
| -2.00 (-40.00%) | 5 | Victor Seaman | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Cibber Hawkesy | R | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Calvin Lowe | R | |
| -21.00 (-24.14%) | 6.69 |