| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Gav McAndrew | 14 | +4.00 (28.57%) | |
| D | Orval Trappist | 13 | +5.00 (38.46%) |   |
| D | Franciscan Well | 11 | +4.00 (36.36%) | |
| D | Maurice Ellefson | 7 | +2.00 (28.57%) | |
| D | Hamilton Niedermyer | 5 | +2.00 (40.00%) | |
| M | Lúcás Doherty | 12 | +1.00 (8.33%) | |
| M | John Smith | 12 | -1.00 (-8.33%) | |
| M | Gregory Routledge | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| M | Sven-Erik Fogelbeck | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Abraham Thompson | 12 | +4.00 (33.33%) | |
| S | Brad Birchall | 7 | +3.00 (42.86%) | |
| R | Darrel Cooke | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 9.42 | +25.00 (22.12%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 12 | Fluffy Muffdiver | K | |
| +3.00 (25.00%) | 12 | Denny Dildo | D | |
| +1.00 (8.33%) | 12 | Sylvester Syphilis | D | |
| +4.00 (36.36%) | 11 | Gaylord Focker | D | |
| +1.00 (25.00%) | 4 | Piotr Gudewicz | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 13 | Michel Arenas | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Johnny Potsmoker | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Dilbert Dickgraber | M | |
| +1.00 (20.00%) | 5 | Keithers Keith | M | |
| -1.00 (-20.00%) | 5 | Willy Main | M | |
| -3.00 (-30.00%) | 10 | Spike Sperminator | S | |
| +1.00 (25.00%) | 4 | Lola Jorgacevic | R | |
| +1.00 (25.00%) | 4 | Keb Bourne | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Owen Figueroa | R | |
| +8.00 (6.90%) | 8.29 |