| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Fluffy Muffdiver | 12 | +4.00 (33.33%) | |
| D | Denny Dildo | 12 | +5.00 (41.67%) | |
| D | Sylvester Syphilis | 12 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Gaylord Focker | 11 | +1.00 (9.09%) | |
| D | Lola Jorgacevic | 4 | +3.00 (75.00%) | |
| M | Michel Arenas | 13 | +2.00 (15.38%) | |
| M | Dilbert Dickgraber | 10 | +4.00 (40.00%) |  |
| M | Johnny Potsmoker | 10 | +3.00 (30.00%) |  |
| M | Keithers Keith | 5 | +3.00 (60.00%) | |
| M | Willy Main | 5 | +2.00 (40.00%) | |
| S | Spike Sperminator | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Bixente Picart | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Keb Bourne | 4 | +1.00 (25.00%) | |
| 8.69 | +28.00 (24.78%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.00 (8.33%) | 12 | Fintan Boru | K | |
| -2.00 (-18.18%) | 11 | Enok Glasberg | D | |
| -2.00 (-20.00%) | 10 | Olujimi Chukwunwike | D | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Torbjørn Bjune | D | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Dirk Acombe | D | |
| -2.00 (-20.00%) | 10 | Teyo Montilla | M | |
| -3.00 (-30.00%) | 10 | Javier Casillo | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Jin Hae Wang | M | |
| -3.00 (-37.50%) | 8 | Khyrill Muheymeen Zambri | M | |
| -2.00 (-40.00%) | 5 | Vasco Portas | M | |
| -1.00 (-9.09%) | 11 | Phil Baker | S | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Manny James | R | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Tiberiu Pãduret | R | |
| -1.00 (-20.00%) | 5 | Calisto Pirralha | R | |
| -19.00 (-15.97%) | 8.50 |