| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Fluffy Muffdiver | 12 | -2.00 (-16.67%) | |
| D | Denny Dildo | 12 | +4.00 (33.33%) | |
| D | Sylvester Syphilis | 12 | -2.00 (-16.67%) | |
| D | Gaylord Focker | 11 | +5.00 (45.45%) | |
| D | Piotr Gudewicz | 4 | +2.00 (50.00%) | |
| D | Guido Kuschmann | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Johnny Potsmoker | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Dilbert Dickgraber | 10 | -3.00 (-30.00%) | |
| S | Spike Sperminator | 10 | -1.00 (-10.00%) | |
| S | Bixente Picart | 5 | -2.00 (-40.00%) | |
| S | Owen Figueroa | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 8.55 | +1.00 (1.06%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | Bard Brynjólfurson | K | |
| +2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Ketil Hæng | D | |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Grim The Halogalander | D | |
| +2.00 (40.00%) | 5 | Johann Rúnolfsson | D | |
| -2.00 (-20.00%) | 10 | Skallagrímr Kveldulfsson | M | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Ingólfr Arnarson | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Elazar Arrillaga | M | |
 |
+1.00 (25.00%) | 4 | Audun Snorason | M |
| +1.00 (33.33%) | 3 | Aaron Ìngmarson | M | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Ölvir Hump | S | |
 |
+1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Eyvind Lamb | S |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Eyvind Karison | R | |
| +10.00 (11.49%) | 7.25 |