| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Wayne Goss | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Gayboy Chrille | 12 | +2.00 (16.67%) | |
| D | Lady Seven | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Sol Dodson | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) |  |
| M | Torleif Efraimsson | 10 | -1.00 (-10.00%) | |
| M | Pierre Lindblad | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) |  |
| M | Gonçalo Ravara | 6 | -1.00 (-16.67%) | |
| M | Melvin Bowling | 5 | -1.00 (-20.00%) | |
| S | Alex Brazier | 10 | -1.00 (-10.00%) | |
| S | Hilmar Gretarson | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Dmitry Nikonov | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Adolfo Prete | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 8.50 | -1.00 (-0.98%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Ricky Gervais | K | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Kenny Everett | D | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Peter Cook | D | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Dawn French | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Moe Exelby | D | |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Eric Sykes | M |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Dick Emery | M |
| -3.00 (-37.50%) | 8 | Bernard Manning | M | |
| +1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Rhod Gilbert | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Freddie Bridges | M | |
| -1.00 (-25.00%) | 4 | Giovanni Camargo | S | |
| -6.00 (-8.00%) | 6.82 |