| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Ricky Gervais | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Les Dawson | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| D | Kenny Everett | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| D | Dawn French | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| D | Moe Exelby | 4 | +1.00 (25.00%) | |
| M | Ken Dodd | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) |  |
| M | Eric Sykes | 9 | -2.00 (-22.22%) | |
| M | Bernard Manning | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) |  |
| M | Rhod Gilbert | 6 | +5.00 (83.33%) | |
| M | Freddie Bridges | 4 | +1.00 (25.00%) | |
| S | Ronnie Corbett | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Dick Emery | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 7.42 | +8.00 (8.99%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Giorgio Landucci | K | |
| +1.00 (7.14%) | 14 | Jamie Clemence | D | |
| +2.00 (18.18%) | 11 | Sean Bond | D | |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Graham Tucker | D |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Simon Le Bon | D | |
| +1.00 (7.69%) | 13 | James Bedall | M | |
| -3.00 (-27.27%) | 11 | Stuart Wheeler | M | |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Martin Kemp | M | |
| +1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Alexe Fetcu | M | |
|
+1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Kerry Price | S |
| +1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Marc Almond | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Peter Sutcliffe | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Miguel Cortez | R | |
| +5.00 (4.39%) | 8.77 |