| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| D | Les Dawson | 9 | +4.00 (44.44%) |  |
| D | Kenny Everett | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| D | Peter Cook | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| D | Dawn French | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Ken Dodd | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Eric Sykes | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| M | Bernard Manning | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Dick Emery | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Rhod Gilbert | 6 | +3.00 (50.00%) | |
| S | Ronnie Corbett | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) |  |
| R | Ricky Gervais | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 8.18 | +12.00 (13.33%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Wayne Goss | K | |
| -1.00 (-8.33%) | 12 | Gayboy Chrille | D | |
| -1.00 (-10.00%) | 10 | Lady Seven | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Sol Dodson | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Stanley Einarsson | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Torleif Efraimsson | M | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Adolfo Prete | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Egon Tengström | M | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Gonçalo Ravara | M | |
|
-1.00 (-10.00%) | 10 | Alex Brazier | S |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Hilmar Gretarson | S |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Fabian Liljeqvist | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Håkan Stockholm | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Melvin Bowling | R | |
| -3.00 (-2.68%) | 8.00 |