| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Ricky Gervais | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| D | Les Dawson | 9 | +4.00 (44.44%) | |
| D | Kenny Everett | 9 | +4.00 (44.44%) | |
| D | Peter Cook | 9 | +3.00 (33.33%) | |
| M | Ken Dodd | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| M | Eric Sykes | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) | |
| M | Dick Emery | 8 | +3.00 (37.50%) | |
| M | Bernard Manning | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| M | Freddie Bridges | 4 | +3.00 (75.00%) | |
| S | Ronnie Corbett | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Frank Carson | 7 | -2.00 (-28.57%) | |
| 8.00 | +21.00 (23.86%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 12 | Des Devine | K | |
 |
-1.00 (-8.33%) | 12 | Kurt Kristel | D |
| -2.00 (-22.22%) | 9 | Simon Isakson | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Lukas Küsters | D | |
| -1.00 (-20.00%) | 5 | Norm Tenzer | D | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Donagh Noonan | M | |
| -3.00 (-37.50%) | 8 | Riordan Gillian | M | |
|
+1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Sal Aceituno | M |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Sorele Nguea | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Günther Dittmar | M | |
| +2.00 (20.00%) | 10 | Steve Forde | S | |
| -5.00 (-5.81%) | 7.82 |