| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Jesse Roy | 12 | +1.00 (8.33%) | |
| D | Road Runner | 13 | +3.00 (23.08%) | |
| D | Tony Adams | 13 | +2.00 (15.38%) | |
| D | Henery Hawk | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) |  |
| D | Toby Alderweireld | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Pepé Le Pew | 15 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Martin Peters | 13 | -3.00 (-23.08%) |  |
| M | Paul Merson | 11 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | David Silva | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Foghorn Leghorn | 13 | +1.00 (7.69%) | |
| S | Yosemite Sam | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Aaron Ramsey | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Marko Marin | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 9.62 | +5.00 (4.00%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +2.00 (15.38%) | 13 | Richard Dawkins | K | |
| +4.00 (30.77%) | 13 | Ducu Pãtrunjel | D | |
| +2.00 (16.67%) | 12 | Dick Rodger | D | |
| +5.00 (45.45%) | 11 | Christopher Hitchens | D | |
| -3.00 (-21.43%) | 14 | Bertrand Russell | M | |
|
+2.00 (15.38%) | 13 | Richard Carrier | M |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Paul Abbott | M | |
| +2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Brian Cox | M | |
| +2.00 (40.00%) | 5 | Stephen Hawking | M | |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 11 | Douglas Adams | S |
| -2.00 (-40.00%) | 5 | Stephen Fry | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 15 | Friedrich Nietzsche | R | |
| +14.00 (10.77%) | 10.83 |