| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Jesse Roy | 12 | +2.00 (16.67%) | |
| D | Tony Adams | 13 | +2.00 (15.38%) | |
| D | Henery Hawk | 8 | -1.00 (-12.50%) | |
| D | Wile E Coyote | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Toby Alderweireld | 4 | -1.00 (-25.00%) | |
| M | Pepé Le Pew | 15 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Martin Peters | 13 | -5.00 (-38.46%) | |
| M | Goofy Gophers | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Marko Marin | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| M | David Silva | 5 | -1.00 (-20.00%) | |
| S | Yosemite Sam | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Paul Merson | 11 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 8.92 | -3.00 (-2.80%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.00 (6.67%) | 15 | Neville Southall | K | |
| +4.00 (26.67%) | 15 | Joan Capdevilla | D | |
| +4.00 (30.77%) | 13 | David Unsworth | D | |
| +3.00 (27.27%) | 11 | Phil Jagielka | D | |
| +1.00 (20.00%) | 5 | Gary Ablett | D | |
| -1.00 (-6.67%) | 15 | Landon Donovan | M | |
 |
+4.00 (28.57%) | 14 | Peter Reid | M |
 |
+3.00 (21.43%) | 14 | Jack Rodwell | M |
| +2.00 (14.29%) | 14 | Bradley Billingham | M | |
| +2.00 (33.33%) | 6 | Gary Speed | M | |
| +1.00 (9.09%) | 11 | Gary Lineker | S | |
| -10.00 (-71.43%) | 14 | Derek Dick | R | |
| +1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Anders Limpar | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Kyran Carey | R | |
| +15.00 (9.49%) | 11.29 |