| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Terry Pratchett | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Friedrich Nietzsche | 15 | +4.00 (26.67%) | |
| D | Ducu Pãtrunjel | 13 | +3.00 (23.08%) | |
| D | Dick Rodger | 12 | +1.00 (8.33%) | |
| D | Christopher Hitchens | 11 | +2.00 (18.18%) | |
| D | Bill May | 7 | +2.00 (28.57%) | |
| M | Bertrand Russell | 14 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Richard Carrier | 13 | -3.00 (-23.08%) | |
| M | Paul Abbott | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Dan Barker | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| S | Clive Barker | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| R | Brian Cox | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Stephen Fry | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Sid Livermore | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 9.14 | +11.00 (8.59%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 12 | Zoran Klaric | K | |
| +3.00 (20.00%) | 15 | Jon Fratelli | D | |
| +3.00 (21.43%) | 14 | Sheena Easton | D | |
| -1.00 (-10.00%) | 10 | Johannes Demir | D | |
| -4.00 (-26.67%) | 15 | Gallagher Ballylee | M | |
| +1.00 (7.14%) | 14 | Gerard Love | M | |
 |
+2.00 (15.38%) | 13 | Dominik Diamond | M |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 12 | Robin Raven | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Billy MacCalman | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 14 | Stuart Sutcliffe | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 12 | Dario Franchitti | S | |
| +1.00 (8.33%) | 12 | Tommy Cunningham | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Jamie Ingram | R | |
| +1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Anazelm Suchomski | R | |
| +6.00 (3.61%) | 11.86 |