| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Neville Southall | 15 | +5.00 (33.33%) | |
| D | Joan Capdevilla | 15 | +5.00 (33.33%) | |
| D | Victor Prager | 15 | +5.00 (33.33%) | |
| D | David Unsworth | 13 | +3.00 (23.08%) | |
| M | Landon Donovan | 15 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Bradley Billingham | 14 | +5.00 (35.71%) | |
| M | Peter Reid | 14 | +5.00 (35.71%) |   |
| M | Jack Rodwell | 14 | +4.00 (28.57%) | |
| M | Peter Beardsley | 14 | +3.00 (21.43%) | |
| S | Derek Dick | 14 | +4.00 (28.57%) | |
| S | Denis Stracqualursi | 14 | +2.00 (14.29%) | |
| R | Gary Lineker | 11 | +2.00 (18.18%) | |
| R | Anders Limpar | 7 | +3.00 (42.86%) | |
| R | Gary Ablett | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| 12.86 | +47.00 (26.11%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.00 (-20.00%) | 5 | Terry Pratchett | K | |
| +3.00 (23.08%) | 13 | Ducu Pãtrunjel | D | |
| -1.00 (-8.33%) | 12 | Dick Rodger | D | |
| +3.00 (27.27%) | 11 | Christopher Hitchens | D | |
| +1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Bill May | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 15 | Friedrich Nietzsche | M | |
| -3.00 (-21.43%) | 14 | Bertrand Russell | M | |
| +2.00 (15.38%) | 13 | Richard Carrier | M | |
| +2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Brian Cox | M | |
| +1.00 (20.00%) | 5 | Stephen Hawking | M | |
| +2.00 (33.33%) | 6 | Clive Barker | S | |
| +1.00 (20.00%) | 5 | Dan Barker | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Stephen Fry | R | |
| +10.00 (8.40%) | 9.15 |