| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Morris Cort | 9 | -1.00 (-11.11%) | |
| D | Alwyn Johnstone | 13 | +5.00 (38.46%) | |
| D | Keywan Ararat | 12 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Jean Pierre Foucher | 10 | +3.00 (30.00%) | |
| D | Sam Rosa | 9 | +3.00 (33.33%) | |
| D | Bertram Bing | 6 | -1.00 (-16.67%) | |
| M | Giles Morbyd | 11 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Oscar Løkkeberg | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| M | Jia-Jia Loong | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| M | Horst Klug | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| S | Mike Davidson | 10 | -1.00 (-10.00%) | |
| R | Neil Williams | 13 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 9.83 | +12.00 (10.17%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.00 (9.09%) | 11 | El Satan | K | |
| +3.00 (25.00%) | 12 | Tuong Lu Kim | D | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Kyle Broflovski | D | |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Eric Cartman | D | |
| +3.00 (25.00%) | 12 | Timmy Burch | M | |
  |
+3.00 (25.00%) | 12 | Jimmy Valmer | M |
| +3.00 (25.00%) | 12 | Reginald Carter | M | |
|
-1.00 (-8.33%) | 12 | Token Black | M |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Teodor Kronér | M | |
| +1.00 (8.33%) | 12 | Officer Barbrady | S | |
|
+2.00 (20.00%) | 10 | Stan Marsh | S |
| +2.00 (15.38%) | 13 | Kenny McCormick | R | |
| +19.00 (14.84%) | 10.67 |