| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Ricky Gervais | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| D | Peter Cook | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) | |
| D | Kenny Everett | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| D | Dawn French | 7 | +2.00 (28.57%) | |
| D | Johan van der Linden | 4 | +2.00 (50.00%) |  |
| M | Ken Dodd | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| M | Eric Sykes | 9 | +4.00 (44.44%) |  |
| M | Dick Emery | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| M | Rhod Gilbert | 7 | +3.00 (42.86%) | |
| S | Ronnie Corbett | 9 | -3.00 (-33.33%) | |
| S | Giovanni Camargo | 4 | +2.00 (50.00%) | |
| R | Les Dawson | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| R | Bernard Manning | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| 7.92 | +20.00 (19.42%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Philip Young | K | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 12 | Olivier Nkono | D | |
| -1.00 (-10.00%) | 10 | Berne Richert | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Cyprian Rojek | D | |
| -6.00 (-46.15%) | 13 | Ricardo Bourne | M | |
| -1.00 (-10.00%) | 10 | Raimonds Kalt | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Iustin Nevãstuicã | M | |
| -2.00 (-25.00%) | 8 | René Hammarberg | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Jokin Garrastazu | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 11 | Caspar Ström | S | |
| +1.00 (20.00%) | 5 | Beñat Zubiaga | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Pádraig Morris | R | |
| -10.00 (-9.71%) | 8.58 |