| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Ricky Gervais | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Kenny Everett | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Dawn French | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| D | Moe Exelby | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| D | Johan van der Linden | 4 | +1.00 (25.00%) | |
| M | Ken Dodd | 10 | -1.00 (-10.00%) | |
| M | Dick Emery | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) |  |
| M | Rhod Gilbert | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| M | Freddie Bridges | 5 | -1.00 (-20.00%) | |
| S | Ronnie Corbett | 9 | -1.00 (-11.11%) | |
| S | Giovanni Camargo | 4 | +1.00 (25.00%) | |
| R | Les Dawson | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| R | Eric Sykes | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 7.31 | +4.00 (4.21%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Bruno Butragueno | K | |
| -3.00 (-30.00%) | 10 | Sandro Triccas | D | |
| +1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Ade Ajuwa | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Helmuth Lippert | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Samuel Beresford | D | |
| -2.00 (-20.00%) | 10 | Ludwig Sahlman | M | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Cristiano Moreno | M | |
| -1.00 (-25.00%) | 4 | Ralph Legat | M | |
| -1.00 (-25.00%) | 4 | Ricky Gascoigne | M | |
| -1.00 (-33.33%) | 3 | Bruno Schwarz | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Kendrick Sinclair | S | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Safar Zuiverloon | R | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Richardo Mancini | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 3 | Oluwa Mobulo Song | R | |
| -11.00 (-13.10%) | 6.00 |