| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Terry Pratchett | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Ducu Pãtrunjel | 13 | +2.00 (15.38%) | |
| D | Christopher Hitchens | 12 | +3.00 (25.00%) | |
| D | Dick Rodger | 12 | +2.00 (16.67%) | |
| D | Bill May | 8 | +3.00 (37.50%) | |
| D | Sid Livermore | 5 | +2.00 (40.00%) | |
| M | Bertrand Russell | 14 | +4.00 (28.57%) | |
| M | Friedrich Nietzsche | 14 | +2.00 (14.29%) | |
| M | Richard Carrier | 13 | +3.00 (23.08%) | |
| S | Douglas Adams | 12 | -1.00 (-8.33%) | |
| S | Bill Gates | 4 | +1.00 (25.00%) | |
| R | Stephen Hawking | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Stephen Fry | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Alf Seward | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 9.21 | +21.00 (16.28%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Vincent Baxter | K | |
| +4.00 (25.00%) | 16 | Darren Redmond | D | |
 |
+3.00 (21.43%) | 14 | Ryan Sinclair | D |
| +4.00 (33.33%) | 12 | George Campbell | D | |
| +2.00 (22.22%) | 9 | Nigel Harris | D | |
| -4.00 (-25.00%) | 16 | Geoff Harper | M | |
| +2.00 (13.33%) | 15 | Arthur Rycroft | M | |
| -2.00 (-13.33%) | 15 | Tom Drake | M | |
| +2.00 (16.67%) | 12 | Frank Castle | M | |
| +2.00 (33.33%) | 6 | Leon Barnes | M | |
 |
+5.00 (35.71%) | 14 | Jamie Foster | S |
| +1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Max Halford | R | |
| +20.00 (13.99%) | 11.92 |