| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Billy Moxey | 14 | +3.00 (21.43%) | |
| D | Craig Tucker | 13 | +5.00 (38.46%) | |
| D | The Chef | 13 | +5.00 (38.46%) | |
| D | Eric Cartman | 9 | +3.00 (33.33%) | |
| M | Timmy Burch | 13 | +4.00 (30.77%) | |
| M | Token Black | 13 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Jimmy Valmer | 12 | +6.00 (50.00%) |  |
| M | Starvin Marvin | 12 | +6.00 (50.00%) |  |
| M | Reginald Carter | 12 | +5.00 (41.67%) | |
| S | Kenny McCormick | 13 | +4.00 (30.77%) | |
| S | Officer Barbrady | 13 | +3.00 (23.08%) | |
| R | Kyle Broflovski | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| 12.25 | +45.00 (30.61%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.00 (6.67%) | 15 | Bartolo Azul | K | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 15 | Vitale Violini | D | |
| +1.00 (7.69%) | 13 | Suphayok Silpa-Archa | D | |
| +2.00 (18.18%) | 11 | Mümtaz Ulun | D | |
| +3.00 (25.00%) | 12 | Rowan Burne | M | |
|
+2.00 (16.67%) | 12 | Juan-Carlos Sena | M |
| +2.00 (18.18%) | 11 | Safa Huluc | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Roberth Rönnberg | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Dan Pintilia | M | |
| +2.00 (14.29%) | 14 | Dorian Winkley | S | |
| +2.00 (18.18%) | 11 | Ashton Janso | S | |
|
-1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Helmuth Schütterle | R |
| +14.00 (10.29%) | 11.33 |