| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Igor Akinfeev | 14 | -3.00 (-21.43%) | |
| D | Chiqui Arce | 12 | -1.00 (-8.33%) | |
| D | Christian Linders | 10 | -2.00 (-20.00%) | |
| D | Armando Chozas | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| D | Blanco Jiles | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| M | Marouane Fellaini | 13 | -5.00 (-38.46%) | |
| M | Hideoshi Funaki | 12 | +1.00 (8.33%) |  |
| M | Dwayne Helmsford | 12 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Quim Berto | 9 | +3.00 (33.33%) | |
| M | Júlio Carriço | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| S | Yuri Elyovestkiprakinov | 11 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Andres Marques | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) |  |
| R | Serban Bucãtaru | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| R | Andry Zobel | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 9.29 | -2.00 (-1.54%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Ricky Gervais | K | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Les Dawson | D | |
| +2.00 (22.22%) | 9 | Peter Cook | D | |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Dawn French | D | |
| +1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Moe Exelby | D | |
| +1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Johan van der Linden | D | |
| -1.00 (-10.00%) | 10 | Ken Dodd | M | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Bernard Manning | M | |
| +2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Rhod Gilbert | M | |
|
+1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Freddie Bridges | M |
| -2.00 (-22.22%) | 9 | Ronnie Corbett | S | |
|
+1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Eric Sykes | R |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Dick Emery | R | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Giovanni Camargo | R | |
| +4.00 (3.51%) | 8.14 |