| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Ricky Gervais | 9 | -3.00 (-33.33%) | |
| D | Peter Cook | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Dawn French | 8 | -2.00 (-25.00%) | |
| D | Johan van der Linden | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Moe Exelby | 6 | -1.00 (-16.67%) | |
| M | Bernard Manning | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Dick Emery | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Rhod Gilbert | 8 | -2.00 (-25.00%) | |
| M | Freddie Bridges | 6 | -1.00 (-16.67%) | |
| S | Ronnie Corbett | 9 | -3.00 (-33.33%) | |
| S | Abe Harley | 4 | +1.00 (25.00%) | |
| R | Giovanni Camargo | 6 | -1.00 (-16.67%) | |
| 7.42 | -12.00 (-13.48%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.00 (-14.29%) | 14 | Igor Akinfeev | K | |
| +1.00 (8.33%) | 12 | Chiqui Arce | D | |
| +1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | Christian Linders | D | |
 |
+3.00 (42.86%) | 7 | Armando Chozas | D |
| -3.00 (-23.08%) | 13 | Marouane Fellaini | M | |
|
+2.00 (16.67%) | 12 | Dwayne Helmsford | M |
| +2.00 (16.67%) | 12 | Hideoshi Funaki | M | |
 |
+3.00 (33.33%) | 9 | Quim Berto | M |
| +2.00 (33.33%) | 6 | Júlio Carriço | M | |
|
+1.00 (9.09%) | 11 | Yuri Elyovestkiprakinov | S |
|
+1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Andres Marques | S |
| +1.00 (20.00%) | 5 | Serban Bucãtaru | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Andry Zobel | R | |
| +12.00 (9.68%) | 9.54 |