| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Carmelo Luci | 4 | +2.00 (50.00%) | |
| D | Fabio Cannavaro | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| D | Noe Imaz | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| D | Paolo Maldini | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Toni Alkorta | 11 | +1.00 (9.09%) | |
| M | Demetrio Albertini | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) |  |
| M | Alasdair Laidlaw | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) |  |
| M | Petrut Azânei | 6 | +2.00 (33.33%) | |
| M | Arnaldo Sassarini | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| S | Bernie Bower | 12 | -1.00 (-8.33%) | |
| S | Alessandro Del Piero | 8 | -1.00 (-12.50%) | |
| 8.45 | +10.00 (10.75%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Ricky Gervais | K | |
| +2.00 (20.00%) | 10 | Les Dawson | D | |
| +2.00 (22.22%) | 9 | Peter Cook | D | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Kenny Everett | D | |
| +2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Dawn French | D | |
|
-2.00 (-20.00%) | 10 | Ken Dodd | M |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Eric Sykes | M | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Bernard Manning | M | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Dick Emery | M | |
| +3.00 (37.50%) | 8 | Rhod Gilbert | M | |
|
+1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Ronnie Corbett | S |
| +9.00 (9.09%) | 9.00 |