| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Simeon Dokic | 4 | -2.00 (-50.00%) | |
| D | Pär Bramhag | 13 | -2.00 (-15.38%) | |
| D | Daft Wullie | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Wee Jock Jock | 3 | -1.00 (-33.33%) | |
| M | Borys Kielak | 13 | -1.00 (-7.69%) | |
| M | Horace The Cheese | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) |  |
| M | Big Aggie | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Wee Billy Bigchin | 4 | -1.00 (-25.00%) | |
| M | Medium Sized Jock | 4 | -1.00 (-25.00%) | |
| S | Johnny Landén | 14 | -3.00 (-21.43%) |  |
| S | Wee Dangerous Spike | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Wee Hamish | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Big Yan | 4 | -1.00 (-25.00%) | |
| 6.08 | -12.00 (-15.19%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Terry Pratchett | K | |
|
+2.00 (14.29%) | 14 | Ducu Pãtrunjel | D |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 14 | Friedrich Nietzsche | D | |
| +1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Sid Livermore | D | |
| +1.00 (7.69%) | 13 | Richard Carrier | M | |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 11 | Paul Abbott | M |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Dan Barker | M |
|
+1.00 (20.00%) | 5 | Alf Seward | M |
| -1.00 (-25.00%) | 4 | Lou Neville | M | |
| +1.00 (8.33%) | 12 | Douglas Adams | S | |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Bill Gates | S |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 13 | Dick Rodger | R | |
| +1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Stephen Hawking | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Stephen Fry | R | |
| +5.00 (3.97%) | 9.00 |