| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Terry Pratchett | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Friedrich Nietzsche | 14 | +3.00 (21.43%) |  |
| D | Ducu Pãtrunjel | 14 | +2.00 (14.29%) | |
| D | Dick Rodger | 13 | +2.00 (15.38%) | |
| D | Sid Livermore | 6 | +2.00 (33.33%) | |
| M | Richard Carrier | 13 | +3.00 (23.08%) |  |
| M | Paul Abbott | 11 | +3.00 (27.27%) | |
| M | Dan Barker | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| M | Hugo Melgar | 4 | +2.00 (50.00%) | |
| S | Douglas Adams | 12 | +2.00 (16.67%) | |
| S | Bill Gates | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Bill May | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Clive Barker | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| R | Lou Neville | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 9.14 | +22.00 (17.19%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.00 (-7.14%) | 14 | Tito Carreras | K | |
| -2.00 (-15.38%) | 13 | Pär Bramhag | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Wee Mad Arthur | D | |
| -1.00 (-25.00%) | 4 | Daft Wullie | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 3 | Wee Jock Jock | D | |
| -1.00 (-7.14%) | 14 | Christos Triantafillou | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Wee Billy Bigchin | M | |
| -1.00 (-25.00%) | 4 | Big Aggie | M | |
| -1.00 (-25.00%) | 4 | Big Yan | M | |
| -4.00 (-28.57%) | 14 | Johnny Landén | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Wee Dangerous Spike | S | |
| -1.00 (-25.00%) | 4 | Horace The Cheese | R | |
| -12.00 (-13.95%) | 7.17 |