| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Richard Dawkins | 14 | +3.00 (21.43%) | |
| D | Ducu Pãtrunjel | 14 | +5.00 (35.71%) | |
| D | Dick Rodger | 13 | +4.00 (30.77%) |  |
| D | Bill May | 9 | +4.00 (44.44%) | |
| M | Friedrich Nietzsche | 14 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Richard Carrier | 13 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Paul Abbott | 11 | +3.00 (27.27%) | |
| M | Dan Barker | 8 | +4.00 (50.00%) |  |
| M | Alf Seward | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Douglas Adams | 12 | +4.00 (33.33%) | |
| S | Clive Barker | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| R | Stephen Hawking | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Stephen Fry | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Lou Neville | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 9.93 | +29.00 (20.86%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 13 | Zoran Klaric | K | |
| +5.00 (33.33%) | 15 | Jon Fratelli | D | |
| +3.00 (20.00%) | 15 | Sheena Easton | D | |
| +5.00 (45.45%) | 11 | Kurt Reger | D | |
| +2.00 (22.22%) | 9 | Vincenzo Morelli | D | |
| +3.00 (42.86%) | 7 | Garry Preston | D | |
| -3.00 (-23.08%) | 13 | Robin Raven | M | |
| +2.00 (18.18%) | 11 | Billy MacCalman | M | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Jamie Ingram | M | |
| +2.00 (14.29%) | 14 | Stuart Sutcliffe | S | |
| +2.00 (22.22%) | 9 | Anazelm Suchomski | S | |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | José María Rico | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Sten Hallén | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Jacque den Turk | R | |
| +23.00 (15.75%) | 10.43 |