| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Shay Patrick | 12 | +1.00 (8.33%) | |
| D | Sven-Gösta Wilson | 14 | +1.00 (7.14%) | |
| D | Richard Blake | 14 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Eze Obuke | 13 | +3.00 (23.08%) | |
| M | Bartosz Brodzik | 14 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Elliot Ellington | 13 | +5.00 (38.46%) |  |
| M | Benny Sturges | 13 | +3.00 (23.08%) | |
| M | Horia Jula | 13 | +2.00 (15.38%) |  |
| M | Gabrys Golas | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) | |
| S | Dougal McAvoy | 13 | +4.00 (30.77%) | |
| S | Lennart Helin | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| R | Gus MacFarlane | 13 | +1.00 (7.69%) | |
| R | Thommy Gaughan | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| 11.85 | +25.00 (16.23%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 12 | El Satan | K | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 14 | The Chef | D | |
| +2.00 (15.38%) | 13 | Craig Tucker | D | |
| -1.00 (-10.00%) | 10 | Eric Cartman | D | |
|
+2.00 (15.38%) | 13 | Starvin Marvin | M |
| +2.00 (15.38%) | 13 | Token Black | M | |
|
+1.00 (7.69%) | 13 | Timmy Burch | M |
| -3.00 (-23.08%) | 13 | Jimmy Valmer | M | |
| +1.00 (25.00%) | 4 | Uncle Jimbo | M | |
| +1.00 (7.14%) | 14 | Kenny McCormick | S | |
| +3.00 (23.08%) | 13 | Officer Barbrady | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 11 | Stan Marsh | R | |
| +8.00 (5.59%) | 11.92 |