| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | El Satan | 12 | +2.00 (16.67%) | |
| D | Tuong Lu Kim | 14 | +4.00 (28.57%) | |
| D | The Chef | 14 | +4.00 (28.57%) | |
| D | Craig Tucker | 13 | +5.00 (38.46%) |  |
| M | Jimmy Valmer | 13 | +5.00 (38.46%) | |
| M | Starvin Marvin | 13 | +5.00 (38.46%) |  |
| M | Timmy Burch | 13 | +4.00 (30.77%) | |
| M | Token Black | 13 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Uncle Jimbo | 4 | +2.00 (50.00%) | |
| S | Kenny McCormick | 14 | +4.00 (28.57%) | |
| S | Stan Marsh | 11 | +3.00 (27.27%) | |
| R | Milivoj Milojesovic | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 11.50 | +38.00 (27.54%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.00 (6.67%) | 15 | Bartolo Azul | K | |
| +3.00 (21.43%) | 14 | Vitale Violini | D | |
| +3.00 (23.08%) | 13 | Suphayok Silpa-Archa | D | |
| +3.00 (25.00%) | 12 | Mümtaz Ulun | D | |
| +2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Tom Tomlinson | D | |
| +1.00 (7.69%) | 13 | Rowan Burne | M | |
| +1.00 (7.69%) | 13 | Juan-Carlos Sena | M | |
|
+2.00 (16.67%) | 12 | Safa Huluc | M |
| +1.00 (9.09%) | 11 | Roberth Rönnberg | M | |
| +1.00 (25.00%) | 4 | Trevor McClare | M | |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 12 | Ashton Janso | S |
| +1.00 (25.00%) | 4 | Salvador Felgueiras | R | |
| +19.00 (14.50%) | 10.92 |